Wednesday, July 2, 2008

Improve this Caption

Photo from the Southcoast Tribune at the Nokona Bat Factory


Can you offer a better caption? What is David thinking as he and his expensive jacket get attacked with a pride pin?
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Courtesy of Fall River Community - The Simpsons version of Bob vs. Ortiz = Mr. Burns vs. Don Mattingly

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14 comments:

FRC said...

"Ortiz! I said shave those sideburns!"

Fear and Loathing in Fall River said...

-Have you heard about David and Bob?
Did they really get pinned?
Did he kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned
-Yeah! Yeah!
I was hopin' they would!
- Oho!
Now they're livin' at last,
Goin' steady for good!

Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,


Telephone Hour from Bye Bye Birdie

Lyrics

Anonymous said...

"Touch me again little man and my bro' Manny will take you down."

Anonymous said...

Ortiz still on disabled list weeks after being "Pinned with Pride" by Mayor Bob. Coincidence? I think not.

Fear and Loathing in Fall River said...

I linked the wrong video:

Telephone Hour

General said...

Ortiz:

"Hey, why is this white dude trying to touch my nipple?"

Anonymous said...

Pride "City Wide" is apparently not related to spelling.

I believe Citywide is correct, unless they are referring to the width of the city's residents (above average obesity levels). In that case, "City Wide" is appropriate, but hardly anything to be proud of.

shamrock said...

HAHAHA! That is really funny - I believe you are absolutely correct. Ugh great...just in case I wasn't embarrassed enough by our new motto.

It is sad that this motto was the misspelled brainchild of (Correia) a former Fall River teacher.

Good catch!

upandout said...

Formerly anonymous @ 20:52...

Everyone's a creative genius, huh?

Noticed this just before the inauguration, but because my family and some friends support the mayor (I certainly do not), and because I have a slightly evil side, I didn't tell them. I've just been giggling since January, but couldn't stand it anymore, so I broke my silence here :)

shamrock said...

I'm honored that you broke the story here! I am getting continued amusement out of this, and plan to for days/weeks to come.

Anonymous said...

Well upandabout I think we also need a new citywide logo !!

Anyone care to be creative??

upandout said...

Not sure how creative it is, but sent proposed seal to shamrock.

shamrock said...
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shamrock said...

Thanks upandout! I emailed you back.