Saturday, January 2, 2010

Laughing at Mayor Bob's List of Accomplishments







Bob's Purported Accomplishments:
1) Completion of independent audit by the State Auditor’s office and Financial Management Review by the Department of Revenue
The audit did nothing for us but waste our money on telling us things that the perceptive politician would already know
2) The city now has a new back-up system and the firewall in place providing an adequate level of security for the city’s vital data
INCREDIBLE! Bob made the city computers as safe as my laptop! Congratulations on installing Avast!
3) Unveiling of FREE initiative
I believe he means the unveiling of PLANS for the FREE initiative. I would be much more impressed with ANY steps towards implementation.
4) The creation of the Restaurant Loop
Aren't there only one and a half new restaurants (Bella and Sky)?
5) The Fall River Children’s Christmas Parade
The Christmas Parade is a long standing Fall River event. Bob, allegedly, donated some of his uneeded campaign warchest to the event and that is an accomplishment?
6) Maintenance of core city services amidst worst economy in past 80 years
Bullsh*t
7) Launching of automated trash and single stream recycling pilot program to over 3,000 houses Did Bob add this to be funny? Some yard waste hasn't been picked up in 2 months, recycling hasn't been picked up in weeks...this is a joke right?
8) Creation of Fall River government channel
Propaganda

I would respect Bob a bit more if he could actually recognize failure.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

the sterile snooze endorsed bobby

Lazurusisus said...

Is he drunk? or on IGOBAINE?

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ the Troll. Your guy lost. Deal with it. The HN made sure we were aware of what he was really doing. Thank you Herald News.

Anonymous said...

Yeah thanks to the Herald for endorsing Correia..idiots

Anonymous said...

Run for office and talk the talk and walk the walk

Anonymous said...

And get Lisa Strattan's B/f on your transition team...that will help
CONFLICT OF INTEREST

Anonymous said...

Troll

Anonymous said...

"Run for office and talk the talk and walk the walk"

Just stupid.

johnybfallriver said...

Nice pic lol

Anonymous said...

Ouch! Lot's of people smarting and scurrying for cover. Will is a man with good intentions. Hopefully he will be given the opportunity to work out some of the kinks before we pounce.
This swearing in does shut up a good many locals who have been resting on their laurels for quite some time.
Just the fact that the radio station has been neutered is funny stuff.

McGovern72 said...

Lazurusisus, love the Ibogaine suggestion. Unfortunately that will fly over the heads of most of the populate of greater FR.

For the uninitiated, this refers to Edmund Muskie's apparent mental breakdown in the 1972 presidential primaries that many believed were due to the effects of an obscure Brazilian drug, Ibogaine, based on the allegations of a rumor heard on the campaign trail made by Hunter S. Thompson in the socially iconoclastic Rolling Stone magazine. It turned out that the rumor was in fact, started by Thompson, but in the end, Muskie's odd and psychopathic behavior were only reinforced by the rumors of ibogaine abuse, and the damage was done.

This is something we should have suspected two years ago. It explains alot...

Anonymous said...

stupid is as stupid does.

Lazurusisus said...

Kudos to McGovern 72...BTW...the revelations of the last few days leads me to believe he was on a combination of Igobaine, peyote and an anal valium drip for the last two tears!

McGovern72 said...

In a twisted way, it makes sense.

Ibogaine accounts for the erratic and sociopathic behavior demonstrated all along...

Peyote can likely be linked to his period of self-serving clarity in placing key staffers into undeserved positions during the last days or the reign, followed no doubt by horrid hallucinations known abusers of peyote are wont to suffer that resulted in egregious contracts for the ilk...

And no doubt diazepam relaxes the mind and body, as senhor Correia had surely been put in an untenable, and undoubtedly high-stress predicament of not being on the public dole for the first time in his adult life. This can be stressful for a career hack, and will likely lead to convulsions and bouts of paranoia if not treated promptly with massive doses of tranquilizers and/or a new public job.

McGovern72 said...

and of course the anal fixation is a Correia trademark. Rumor has it that he wandered the halls of the 6th floor on Friday afternoons when the building was closed, wearing nothing but a diaper/kimono combination (with the diaper on the outside, of course, for posterity) and an slow-feeding IV-drip connected directly to the anus for maximum penetration and absorption.
But alas, these are only rumors. It could be completely false - but what then could explain such curious & mental behavior we became accustomed to from the king?

Anonymous said...

I don't like Bob Correia, but he got just what he wanted from Fall River...32 years of paychecks out of your money, a good pension...he conned you all and made you pay for it

Anonymous said...

Now Bob has plenty of time to spend with his friends?? Mike Herren, Linda Pereira, and Joe Camara, at Gary Lunds new strip club!!!!lol